dictatorI hate those energy efficient CFL light bulbs for the same reason I hate going to the DMV and the Post Office. They can make any room cold, gray, blue and the nasty light they put out doesn’t even kick in until its been on for a few minutes.

Well thanks to our president you can kiss the incandescent light bulb goodbye. Thats right, this is not a joke, you will no longer have a choice. Your government has decided whats best for you. Starting 4 years from now there will be no more old school incandescent on the shelf. And lets not forget what these earth friendly humming bastards are filled with: MERCURY. Not so good for the old gray matter activity. I can’t wait to find out I can’t drink water from my tap because the local landfill has been enundated with crushed CFL bulbs whose mercury has seeped into the ground water supply.

Thanks Bush. Thanks John Dingell. You’re all starting to look a lot like Mr. Chavez. Whats next? Planning to ban hamburgers because cows emit too much methane? Perhaps you should just ban private homes because government owned mass housing will be far more energy efficient.

The Libertarian party isn’t looking so wacky anymore.


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